Big & Small
Someone thinks acting all high and mighty and noble and distinguished will help divert attention from the pool of puke she left in her dad's living room after devouring his prized leather loafer.
posted by shenanigans at
1:26 PM
I am a single woman in her 30’s who’s resigned to dying alone with her cats nibbling on her cold, dead toes. Apart from my bright-eyed, optimistic outlook on life, what helps me get through Mondays and insane deadlines are (not necessarily in that order): Friends. Friday evenings. Wine. A soft spot for animals. A weakness for Ben&Jerry. Reading (everything from romances to CSI-like forensic medicine/serial killer mysteries). The snooze button. Holding hands in the movies. Shopping. Rainy days. I dislike being patronised, told what to do, hate being in the wrong. I can't argue without crying, or cry without getting embarrassed. I am pretty intuitive. I am trying to outgrow making snap judgements. I always sleep curled up with the quilt over my head. I almost always cry while watching Grey's Anatomy. I almost never follow recipes. I love how I look in heels but mostly wear trainers. I hate working out but love the glow of virtuosity afterwards. I cannot make my ears move or one eyebrow above another (and not for lack of trying). I find it hard to stay awake on moving vehicles. I am a lip-gloss junkie. I really like the snooze button.
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What an absolutely handsome girl!!
I have a 'kid' who displays a similar attitude when he does something off kilter too. I believe they must have attended the same school!
Great writing by the way.
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